ksl36:


Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Schwartz, Elton John and Stephen Sondheim on South Park.

What makes you the bro-thority bro? West Side Story bro! Sweeney Todd bro! Merrily We Roll Along bro!

the ultimate bros of the world
damnthatswhatshesaid:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND  THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND  CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY  JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE  FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND  GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO  MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
"Why is a t-rex eating that jew?"
Glee

Sucky situation

There are times when you just want someone to hug and cuddle you and pretty much just tell you that everything will be all right. I just want someone to do that.

fattyowls:

Monica: It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.

(via hahayeahcoolalright)

Baby Zacky

I’m so excited! My nephew is a little mush.

Making up for lost time

I feel like there is so much to talk about since I haven’t been on here in awhile, but actually there isn’t. I enjoy my classes for the most part (minus bio) and I don’t feel too overwhelmed yet, but I don’t want to speak too quickly (watch next week I’ll be pulling all nighters the entire time) I really enjoy the theory and media aspect of comm, but at the same time I feel like I am listening to a droning broken record (Actually not so much broken more like one of those scratches that you keep removing the record to try to remove with your spit and a sleeve and every time it keeps playing a little longer, but never fully plays in the consistent way that you want). Speaking of the devil, my lecture is starting…

Day 13 at college and no tumblogging

Hmm this is weird I haven’t been on Tumblr since before I left. I which I could compare college to camp in a description of it, but it’s not even close. It really is one of those things that everyone has to figure out and experience for themselves. The thing that I find the most fascinating about this place is that the pressure is off. Obviously I am not referring to school work since I already have a shitload that I have to get done. I mean as far as image and sense of self. I was an extremely self conscious person in high school and while I obviously don’t think that went away in less than two weeks, I realize how different I am already and it’s weird. When I told a close friend that I am a self conscious person they were actually surprised and that has never happened before. College is really a time to come into your own (I have and still continue to laugh at the phrasing of that saying because it sounds so proverb-y and dramatic, but it’s true). I already love my experience here and the confidence and ability it has given to me. I can genuinely say that I am happy right where I am (a first especially after 4 years of CHS) and I can’t wait for what’s coming up next (besides the tundra-esque weather).

college.

When will it feel like I’m leaving

I finished packing and just have last minute stuff to do tomorrow. It still doesn’t feel like I’m actually going to college though. I really wonder when it will be real.